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NO SCRUBS: An Off Road Alley Cat Race by TLC

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Come Play Bikes With Team Laser Cats (TLC)!


TLC’s Trail Witches are hosting a cyclocross inspired alley cat race featuring some of Philly’s finest wooded areas!


Registration ($15) starts at 1:00PM.

Race will kick off at the base of the Rocky Steps at 2:00PM sharp on Sunday November 29th. It will conclude with food, drinks, award ceremony, and raffle (AKA PARTY) at Neighborhood Bike Works (3939 Lancaster Ave). Non-racers welcome! We will have TLC made Vegan Cheese Steaks and other yummy treats paired with Sly Fox beer and seltzers at the finish line, so invite your friends and family to come celebrate with you at the finish line from 5pm-8pm!

ALSO EXCITING: We will be raffling off a Jamis Beatnik bicycle generously donated by Bicycle Therapy. All racers will receive a ticket (certain trail feats might score you one as well!), and there will be tickets available for sale at the finish line.

Some ground rules:

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU. Remember this is for fun, so please be safe out there.

Helmets required/Lights recommended/Buddies encouraged

You’ll also need a lock to lock up your bike at the party.

Staffed checkpoints close at 4:30pm

Race cut off time is at 5:00pm — YOU MUST BE AT NBW BY 5 PM to be scored!

Winners will be determined by combination of checkpoints visited and finish time, with checkpoint bonuses in the mix, too. And because Team Laser Cats is committed to fun, you can count on a few prizes on the line for categories other than first to finish, too.

This event is open to all skill and ability levels, new racers are welcome and seasoned trail wizards will find a challenge! Ride solo or with a #Squad! Choose your own route to adventure once you receive your manifest. You can expect a mix of asphalt, gravel, and single track along the way. Ride whatever you want!

Want to Pre-Reg? You can do so here:

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